his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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