You don't have asthma, your pregnant
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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