connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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