you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Randomize
