How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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