I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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