So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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