Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Randomize
