party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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