:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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