Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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