is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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