I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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