i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Randomize
