your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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