no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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