I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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