so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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