In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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