Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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