I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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