Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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