His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He's on the porch naked. Help.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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