I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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