I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
the raccoons are back...
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