Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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