So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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