dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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