need another drink. this is the easiest way
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
