Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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