I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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