Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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