your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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