That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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