So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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