he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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