D3 body, D1 cock
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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