I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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