If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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