i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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