North Korea, Best Korea!
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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