We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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