YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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