Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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