I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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