My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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