Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Randomize
