she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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