I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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