The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
